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Ever notice how "somewhere" is the destination for half of our weekend plans? "What are you up to this Saturday?" "Oh, I'm going somewhere. Haven't decided where, but definitely somewhere.
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You ever notice how "somewhere" is the universal answer when you can't remember where you put something? "Hey, where did you leave the car keys?" "Oh, they're somewhere.
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I love how we all pretend to know where we're going when we're lost. You're driving, miss a turn, and suddenly you're like, "Oh yeah, I'm taking a shortcut... through somewhere.
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I love how "somewhere" becomes the default answer when you can't recall someone's name. "Oh, you know, that guy from... somewhere." It's the ultimate escape route from awkward social situations.
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We've all been in that situation where someone gives you vague directions, like, "It's somewhere around the corner." Oh great, thanks! I'll just wander into the abyss of "somewhere around the corner" and hope for the best.
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Can we talk about the mysterious black hole that exists in every home? You know, that place where socks disappear in the laundry? It's like they enter a secret portal to somewhere, and the sock puppet underworld is having a wild party.
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I've realized that my to-do list has a mysterious item on it. You know the one – "do something somewhere at some point." Ah, the joys of being organized.
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Isn't it funny how when you're in a conversation, and someone asks you a question, and you're just not in the mood to answer, you hit them with the classic, "Oh, I'll tell you later, it's somewhere in my brain. Or maybe not.
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Why is it that when you're searching for something, the last place you look is always somewhere obvious? You turn your house upside down, and then, in frustration, you check the kitchen counter – voila! It's always hiding in plain sight.
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