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Why did the musician break up with their metronome? They needed more time together!
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What did the conductor say to the orchestra? Take a bow, it's time to rest!
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Do you know why the drum kit went to school? To get a little more snare education!
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Why don't musicians play hide and seek? Because good players are always in treble.
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Why did the guitarist go to jail? Because they got caught fingering A minor.
Texting Titan
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We all have that one friend who plays with their phone like it's a Rubik's Cube. They can text at the speed of light, but when you meet them in person, they're like, Hold on, let me find the perfect emoji to react to your face!
Social Media Shakespeare
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You know those people who play on social media like they're writing the next great novel? I saw a friend's post about their lunch, and it had more drama than a Shakespearean tragedy. To eat or not to eat, that is the question! Just tell me if the sandwich was good or not, Hamlet!
Email Acrobat
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I've got a colleague who plays with email signatures like they're acrobats in a circus. I don't need your life story and a quote from Shakespeare every time you reply to Can we schedule a meeting? I just need a yes or no, not an email from the Ringmaster of the Inbox!
Laundry Olympics Champion
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My neighbor treats doing laundry like it's the Olympics. The way she separates whites and colors, you'd think she was training for the Laundry Triathlon. I'm over here just happy if my socks come out the same color they went in!
Musical Treadmill Maestro
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Have you ever encountered someone who plays music at the gym like they're conducting a symphony? I swear, the guy on the treadmill next to me turned his workout into a Broadway musical. I was just trying to jog, not audition for 'Jogging with the Stars'!
Remote Control Maestro
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Ever been to someone's house who plays with the TV remote like they're conducting a symphony? It takes them 15 minutes just to find the right channel. I'm sitting there thinking, I didn't come for a TV show, I came for the company!
Jigsaw Puzzle Junkie
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I've got a friend who plays jigsaw puzzles like it's a high-stakes mystery. She spent a week on a 500-piece puzzle and said, I finally cracked the case! It's just a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses, not a Sherlock Holmes novel!
The Overzealous Gamer
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You ever meet someone who plays video games so much they can't differentiate between reality and the gaming world? I asked my friend how his day was, and he said, Great, I defeated the final boss at work and leveled up my coffee-making skill!
Netflix and Procrastinate
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There's this friend of mine who plays Netflix like it's an extreme sport. I asked him how his weekend was, and he said, Oh, I crushed it! Watched an entire season of a show I don't even like. Productivity level: expert procrastinator!
Kitchen Karate Master
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You ever come across someone who plays chef in the kitchen like they're in a martial arts movie? My roommate thinks he's Gordon Ramsay, but every time he chops vegetables, I feel like I'm witnessing a culinary ninja battle. I just want my salad, not a front-row seat to Food Network's Kitchen Kung Fu!
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