7 Someone In A Hospital Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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I told the nurse I was unable to urinate. She said, 'I'm sorry, I can't help you.' I said, 'Is this a pee refusal?
I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I went to the hospital and asked the receptionist if I could see the invisible doctor. She said, 'Sorry, he can't be seen right now.
I asked the doctor if I could have a second opinion. He said, 'Certainly, you're ugly too!
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

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