8 Jokes For Software Engineering

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Updated on: Nov 19 2024

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays!
I asked the computer if it believes in ghosts. The response? Boolean!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Donotread it!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
I named my dog 'Five Miles' so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

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