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You ever get so tired that you start to question reality? I mean, you might even start thinking, "Am I sofa king we todd did?" Because, let's be honest, exhaustion can turn anyone into a linguistic contortionist.
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You know you've had a long day when you look at your living room and think, "This place is sofa king we todd did." Suddenly, that spilled coffee stain becomes a modern art masterpiece.
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You know, if aliens ever tried to decipher our language, they'd probably stumble upon "sofa king we todd did" and think it's our equivalent of a distress signal. And honestly, on Mondays, it kind of is.
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I wonder if there's a secret club where members greet each other by saying, "You feeling sofa king we todd did today?" If there is, sign me up. I've got plenty of days that fit the bill.
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Ever notice how the most obvious statements are often the most confusing? Like, "sofa king we todd did." Are we talking about a royal furniture mishap or a toddler's first foray into interior design?
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Imagine being at a furniture store and trying to haggle with the salesperson using the "sofa king we todd did" line. Either you'll get a discount or a very confused stare. Maybe both.
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If "sofa king we todd did" became a legitimate phrase, I can imagine parents using it as a secret code to discuss the chaos of parenting without their kids catching on. "How was your day, dear?" "Oh, you know, sofa king we todd did.
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You know, I've been watching a lot of commercials lately, and I swear, some slogans are just trying too hard. Like, "sofa king we todd did." I mean, who's the genius that thought that would be a good idea? I'm just waiting for the "Rug so soft, you'll swear you're floating in a cloud of regret.
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You ever misplace something, and the first words out of your mouth are, "Where did I put that? Am I sofa king we todd did?" It's like a secret code only tired people understand.
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