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Washing the Dog
Bathing a reluctant dog
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My dog thinks bath time is a punishment for a crime he didn't commit. The way he avoids eye contact and slinks away, you'd think I was sentencing him to a lifetime of kibble and squeaky toys.
Doing Dishes
Tackling a mountain of dirty dishes
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They say doing dishes is therapeutic. Well, if therapy involves muttering under your breath about who used the last clean fork and debating the morality of paper plates, then yes, I'm in therapy.
Car Wash Mishaps
Going through an automatic car wash
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Car washes have a talent for making me feel inadequate. I see my car being pampered, and then I look at myself, realizing I've been neglecting my own need for a spa day. Maybe I should drive through the human car wash lane next time.
Water Balloon Fight
The chaos of a water balloon fight
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The worst part of a water balloon fight is the anticipation. You see that balloon hurtling towards you in slow motion, and suddenly, your life flashes before your eyes. Forget about a bucket list; I just want to keep my hair dry.
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