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Snow Globe Repairman
Fixing a broken snow globe with sentimental value.
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The owner told me, "This snow globe has been in my family for generations." I fixed it, and now I'm wondering if their family has a history of violently shaking snow globes. It's a tradition!
Snow Globe Salesman
Convincing people that a snow globe is a must-have item, even in the desert.
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I told a customer, "It's a limited edition desert snow globe." They asked, "What's the snow made of, sand?" I said, "Well, when life gives you sand, make it snow in a glass bubble!
Snow Globe Designer
Designing a snow globe for a tropical island.
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My boss said, "Make it authentic!" So, now I have a snow globe with tiny sunbathing figurines wearing SPF 50 and sipping on miniature margaritas. It's like a winter wonderland for sunscreen enthusiasts.
Snow Globe Collector
When your snow globe collection takes over your entire house.
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I was so proud of my collection until my friend asked, "Do you live in a house or a giant snow cone?" I said, "Well, it depends on how much you shake it.
Snow Globe Weather Forecaster
When your snow globe predicts the opposite of the actual weather.
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I rely on my snow globe for weather forecasts. It's like having a tiny, glass meteorologist on my shelf. Although, lately, I think it's been binge-watching the wrong weather channel.
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