19 Jokes About Snitching

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Updated on: Sep 07 2024

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Why did the snitch join the choir? Because they loved to sing like a canary!
What do you call a snitch on a vegetable farm? A cornfidential informant!
Why did the snitch always carry a ladder? To climb the social hierarchy!
Why was the snitch good at solving mysteries? Because they could spill the beans!
What's a snitch's favorite punctuation mark? The comma - always pausing to spill the news!
What's a snitch's favorite game? Whodunit? I Did It!
What's a snitch's favorite music? Anything with notes they can whistle-blow to!
Why don't snitches use smartphones? Because they prefer to spill the news in person!
Why did the snitch open a bakery? To reveal all the secrets of the dough!

The Snitching Whisperer

There's always that one person who thinks they're the Snitching Whisperer, revealing secrets like they've discovered the lost city of Atlantis. Did you hear about Dave's secret stash of chocolate? It's in the bottom drawer under his socks. Don't ask me how I know.

Snitching Serenade

Have you ever been serenaded by a snitch? It's like, I will always love you, and by the way, Susan didn't really have the flu last week. Thanks for the love song, but can we keep it drama-free for once?

Snitching Anonymous

I went to a support group for recovering snitches - Snitching Anonymous. The first rule of Snitching Anonymous is you don't talk about Snitching Anonymous. Irony at its finest.

Snitching Olympics

We should turn snitching into a sport, call it the Snitching Olympics. Can you imagine the events? In the 100-meter snitch, Karen takes the lead, pointing out every pothole on the gossip road.

Snitching Chronicles

You ever notice how snitching is like the unsolicited Yelp review of life? People just can't resist sharing their opinions, even when nobody asked. Three stars, the neighbor's dog barks too much! Thanks, Karen, I was enjoying my peace and quiet until you decided to be the TripAdvisor of the neighborhood.

Snitching 101

They say knowledge is power, but apparently, so is gossip. We should have a Snitching 101 class where you learn the art of sharing other people's business without feeling guilty. It's like a masterclass in spreading rumors without getting caught. Enroll now and get a free magnifying glass for inspecting your neighbor's life.

Snitching Rehab

I met a guy who claimed he used to be a professional snitch, but he turned his life around. Now he's in Snitching Rehab, trying to kick the habit. They have a 12-step program, and step one is admitting you have a problem. Step two is confessing everyone else's problems.

Snitching School

I'm thinking of opening a school for snitches. You know, Snitch University. Imagine the graduation ceremony - everyone whispering, throwing secrets in the air instead of caps. I'd like to thank my family, my friends, and the nosy neighbor who made this all possible.

Snitches and Stitches

I was told that snitches end up with stitches, but in reality, they just end up in a group chat labeled Drama Central. It's like a virtual sewing circle, where the threads are made of juicy gossip. Forget stitches; these snitches are knitting the drama sweater of the century.

Snitching Social Media

Snitching has evolved with technology. Now we have Snitching Social Media. Instead of liking a post, you can report it to the gossip police. Officer, I'd like to report a status update that's too cheerful. It's suspicious. Welcome to the future, where even the emojis can't escape judgment.

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