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The Spy
Sneaking out of a top-secret government facility without triggering alarms.
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The security guards here are so serious about their job. Last time I tried to sneak out, they interrogated me like I was an international spy. Note to self: Avoid the cafeteria when carrying a mysterious briefcase.
The Teenager
Trying to sneak out of the house without getting caught by parents.
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I've become a master of the silent door opening technique. If only my parents' room had a gold medal for not waking them up, I'd be an Olympic champion by now.
The Cat
Trying to sneak out of the house without the humans noticing.
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I've perfected the art of the distraction. Knocking over a plant or pretending to be fascinated by an invisible bug—anything to divert their attention while I make a break for it.
The Late-night Snacker
Sneaking out of bed to raid the fridge without waking up the entire household.
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The worst part is when you accidentally step on a squeaky toy. Suddenly, your covert mission turns into a symphony of squawks and honks that can wake up the dead. Sorry, family, I just needed a snack!
The Escape Artist
Evading a magician's assistant duties and sneaking away from the magic show.
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The hardest part is trying to sneak out without making the magician suspicious. "Oh, sorry, I just saw a rabbit that needed my urgent attention backstage. Abracadabra, I'm outta here!
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