5 Jokes For Smoothie

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 18 2025

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The Smoothie Shop Employee

Dealing with peculiar smoothie requests
Someone ordered a "detox smoothie" and asked if it would erase the pizza they had last night. I'm good, but I'm not a smoothie magician.

The Lazy Smoothie Sipper

Can't be bothered to make a smoothie
I told my friend I make smoothies every morning. What I didn't mention is that they're pre-packaged and come with a straw.

The Fitness Freak Smoothie Enthusiast

Balancing health and taste in a smoothie
Making a healthy smoothie is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the needle is made of spinach, and the haystack is full of ice cream.

The Technologically Challenged Smoothie Drinker

Struggling with high-tech blenders
I asked my blender to make me a smoothie, and it responded, "Did you mean a power shake or a nutrient infusion?" I just wanted a drink, not a vocabulary lesson!

The Smoothie Conspiracy Theorist

Believing there's more to smoothies than meets the eye
Smoothies are like the Illuminati of the beverage world. They're hiding in plain sight, convincing us they're innocent, but I'm onto their blend of deceit.

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