5 Jokes For Smelly

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 23 2025

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Dating

Navigating the delicate topic of smells while dating
They say love is blind, but I didn't realize it also has no sense of smell. Otherwise, I don't think people would be able to overlook their partner's morning breath. It's like waking up to a dragon every day.

Public Transportation

Dealing with the smelly situations on buses and trains
I tried to make friends on the subway by offering everyone a scented candle. Turns out, "Subway Essence" isn't a marketable fragrance. Who knew?

The Workplace

Navigating the fragrance minefield in the workplace
The office air freshener is on a timer, and it always goes off when you're in the middle of a serious conversation. Nothing says professionalism like discussing the quarterly reports while being enveloped in a cloud of lavender mist.

Roommates

Living with roommates who have unique personal scents
We tried to implement a "no smelly food" rule in our apartment, but it turns out that's a subjective term. Apparently, durian is a delicacy, not a war crime against the sense of smell.

Gym Locker Room

Navigating the olfactory obstacle course in the gym locker room
I recently joined a new gym that claims to have a signature aroma. Turns out, that aroma is a blend of sweat, regret, and a hint of disinfectant. It's like they bottled the essence of exercise-induced existential crisis.

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