5 Jokes For Smartie

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 25 2025

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The Tech-Savvy Smartie

Dealing with a not-so-smart world
I asked my virtual assistant to tell me a joke, and it said, "Your love life." I was like, "Siri-ously?

The Environmental Smartie

Saving the planet in a not-so-eco-friendly world
Smarties at a fast-food joint: "I'll have a veggie burger, hold the plastic, and a side of guilt for the environmental impact of the to-go container.

The Overachieving Smartie

Balancing brilliance and social life
Smarties make great detectives. My friend caught me in a lie, and I asked, "How did you figure it out?" He said, "I saw the cosine of your facial expressions didn't match the sine of your excuses.

The Fitness Smartie

Staying in shape in a world filled with temptation
I asked a fitness smartie for workout advice. They said, "Have you tried running late? It's a great cardio workout, and you'll never catch up on time.

The Bookish Smartie

Living in a world that's not on the same page
Dating a bookish smartie is like dating a thesaurus. You can never find the right words, and every argument ends with them saying, "Well, your emotional vocabulary is quite limited.

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