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The Coffee Shop Barista
Dealing with demanding customers and complicated coffee orders
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People get so specific with their coffee orders. I had a guy ask for a caramel macchiato with exactly four and a half caramel drizzles. I'm just standing there with the caramel bottle, like, "Do I squeeze it, or do I paint a tiny caramel landscape on your cup?
The Frequent Flyer
Enduring the challenges of modern air travel
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I love how airlines ask us to turn off our electronic devices during takeoff and landing. Like my Kindle is going to interfere with the aircraft's highly sophisticated system of going up and coming back down. Maybe I'll read a book on how gravity works while we're at it.
The High School Teacher
Navigating the challenges of teaching in the digital age
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My students are so tech-savvy that they can Photoshop their report card grades. I'm just waiting for a kid to turn in a report card with straight A-pluses and a note at the bottom saying, "Sponsored by Adobe Creative Cloud.
The Tech Support Agent
Navigating the world of non-tech-savvy customers
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I had a guy tell me he thought his laptop had a touch screen because he saw it in a movie. I said, "Sir, the only thing your laptop is touching is your lap. And probably collecting more crumbs than data.
The Fitness Trainer
Dealing with clients who want quick fixes and refuse to embrace a healthy lifestyle
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I had a client tell me they want abs by summer. I said, "Great, let's start by cutting out the pizza and beer." They replied, "Can't we just Photoshop the abs onto my beach photos?
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