7 Jokes For Sliced Bread

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Updated on: May 13 2025

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What's a bread's favorite game? Slices and ladders! 🎲🍞
Why did the bread go to therapy? It had too many yeast issues. It needed some dough counseling! πŸžπŸ›‹οΈ
I bought a bread-making machine, but it just sits on the counter. It's toastophobic! πŸ€–πŸž
What did the slice of bread say to the toaster? 'You really raise my temperature!' πŸ”₯🍞
I told my friend I could make a sandwich out of any ingredients. He bet me a dollar I couldn't do it with sliced bread. I won, but it was just my bread-winning strategy! πŸ’ΈπŸ₯ͺ
What's a loaf of bread's favorite music? Anything that's jamming! 🎢🍞
What did the slice of bread say after a workout? 'I'm totally breadicated to fitness!' πŸ’ͺ🍞

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