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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 23 2025

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The Slayed Parent

Surviving parenthood, where bedtime is a battleground and kids' questions are the real killers.
Kids ask the toughest questions. My six-year-old asked me why the sky is blue. I don't know, kid, I'm just trying to figure out why bedtime is always a shade of chaos.

The Slayed Relationship Guru

Balancing the delicate art of giving relationship advice while your own love life resembles a romantic comedy directed by Quentin Tarantino.
They say love is like a rollercoaster. Well, my relationship feels more like a merry-go-round stuck on the friend zone loop.

The Slayer of Social Media

Navigating the treacherous waters of cancel culture while trying to maintain an online presence.
Social media is a strange place. I posted a picture of my lunch, and someone commented, "You're slaying that sandwich." I didn't know food had haters.

The Slayed Tech Expert

Navigating the constantly evolving world of technology, where software updates are the real monsters under the bed.
I asked my smart home device to play some classical music. It played an audiobook on how to survive a robot uprising. Apparently, Beethoven is so last century.

The Slaying Diet

Attempting to slay those extra pounds, but the snacks in the pantry have formed an alliance against you.
I joined a gym because they said, "Slay your workouts." Little did I know, my workouts are more like a light jog chased by guilt.

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