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Joke Types
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Why did the skit bring a ladder to the performance? It wanted to reach new heights!
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Why did the skit become a gardener? Because it wanted to grow on people!
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Why did the skit become a chef? It wanted to stir up some laughs in the kitchen!
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I told my friend a joke about construction during our skit. It was riveting!
Ghost Therapy
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I tried therapy for my fear of ghosts. The therapist said, Imagine them in their underwear. I was like, Lady, they're already dead, and I don't think they wear underwear in the afterlife! Now I have a fear of haunted lingerie stores.
Ghost Party Tricks
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I went to a ghost party. They were playing charades, and I couldn't guess a single one. They were like, I'm a famous historical figure! and I'm like, Are you Abraham Lincoln or just someone who really loves top hats?
Haunted House Woes
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You ever been to a haunted house? I did once, and it turns out the scariest thing in there was my electric bill afterward! I was like, Ghosts, you can chill in the dark, but I can't afford this paranormal activity, okay?
Ghost Hobbies
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I heard ghosts have hobbies. Imagine being a ghost and still having a 9-to-5 haunting shift. Oh, sorry, I can't golf today; I've got spooking scheduled from 2 to 4 PM. I can't even commit to a gym schedule!
Haunted Hotels
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I stayed at a haunted hotel once. The ghost at the front desk said, We have free Wi-Fi, but it might be a bit slow – it's from the 1800s. I told them I'd rather have dial-up than have to deal with a dial-up ghost.
Haunted Dating
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I went on a date to a haunted restaurant. The waiter asked if we wanted the special, and I said, Is it ghost-free? He winked and said, Well, we can't guarantee that. I left before dessert – didn’t want to risk finding a phantom in my flan.
Ghost Roommate Troubles
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I used to have a ghost roommate. It was terrible. Every time I tried to have a serious conversation, he just kept disappearing on me. I was like, Dude, we need to talk about the rent! And poof, he's gone. The ultimate ghosting experience.
Ghost Job Interviews
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I applied for a job at a haunted office. During the interview, the boss asked, How do you handle stress? I said, Well, my coping mechanism isn't screaming when the photocopier starts working by itself! I didn’t get the job, but the ghost probably got a promotion.
Ghost GPS
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I tried using a ghost GPS. Big mistake. It kept telling me to go straight into the cemetery. I was like, Is this a shortcut or the scenic route to the afterlife? Needless to say, I missed my appointment – with the living.
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