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You know you're an adult when the only skipping you do is when you accidentally hit the wrong track on your playlist and quickly try to get back to your jam without anyone noticing.
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Skipping is the only exercise where your happiness level is inversely proportional to your proficiency. The more you skip, the happier you look; the less coordinated you are, the more entertaining it becomes for everyone else.
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You know you're out of shape when your fitness tracker mistakes your skipping motion for an irregular heartbeat.
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I tried to teach my dog how to skip once. He looked at me like I had lost my mind. I guess he's more of a traditionalist – sticking to the classic fetch and sit routine.
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Skipping is like the rebellious teenager of exercises. It's like, "Hey, I'm not running, jogging, or walking – I'm skipping because I make my own rules.
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I tried to impress my friends with my skipping skills, but it turns out I'm more of a skip-the-gym-and-order-pizza kind of person.
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Skipping through life is great until you hit that metaphorical double-dutch of responsibilities. Suddenly, you're just standing there, tangled up in deadlines and adulting, wondering how you got yourself into this mess.
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Have you ever noticed how skipping is like the forgotten workout? Kids do it effortlessly, adults try it and end up winded, and somewhere in between, we all collectively decided it's just for schoolyards.
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Skipping rope as a kid was like preparing for the Olympic Games. Now, as an adult, it's more like a test of my coordination and a reminder that I might need to update my life insurance.
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