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What did the skinny girl say to her refrigerator? 'You're on a diet – stop giving me the cold shoulder!
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What's a skinny girl's favorite cuisine? Air-ian – it's all about portion control!
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How does a skinny girl answer the phone? 'Hello, this is me speaking – not my stomach!
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What's a skinny girl's favorite type of humor? Dry, like her sense of salad dressing!
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What did the skinny girl say to her pizza? 'You can't make me thick crust!
The Gym's Dilemma
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I joined a gym and saw a skinny girl on the treadmill. I thought, Is she running from her problems or just burning off the air she had for lunch? The rest of us are here trying to lose weight; she's here shedding dimensions!
Fitness Levels of Skinny Girls
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Skinny girls are so fit, they don't even exercise. They just dodge compliments all day. Oh, you're so skinny!
When Life Gives You Lemons
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They say, When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Well, when life gives a skinny girl lemons, she makes air-flavored lemonade. Zero calories, zero sugar, and zero taste.
Skinny Girl Problems
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Skinny girls complain about problems like, My jeans are too loose, and I can't find a belt small enough. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling with, My jeans are too tight, and I can't find a belt big enough.
Gravity Check
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I told a skinny girl to be careful not to get blown away in the wind. She looked at me and said, Well, at least I won't have to worry about gravity pulling me down. Gravity check, everyone!
Dressing Room Drama
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I saw a skinny girl the other day shopping for clothes. She went into the dressing room with, like, 20 different outfits. I thought, Are you trying to find something that makes you invisible? Because you're already halfway there!
The Invisible Ink Diet
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I asked a skinny girl about her secret to staying thin. She said, I only eat with invisible ink. You can't see the calories, but they're there... somewhere. I guess the paper's on a diet too.
The Skinny Girl
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You ever notice how they call it a skinny girl cocktail? I mean, is the drink on a diet or something? I'll have a vodka soda, but can you make it a skinny one? Hold the carbs, please!
The Whisper Diet
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I overheard a conversation between two skinny girls discussing their diet secrets. One said, I'm on the whisper diet. The other asked, What's that? She replied, I only eat foods that don't make a sound when you chew them. Keeps the calories quiet, you know?
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