5 Jokes For Ski Mask

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 14 2025

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The Misunderstood Burglar

When you accidentally wear a ski mask to the bank
The bank manager asked, "Are you here for business or pleasure?" I said, "A bit of both – the business of withdrawing cash and the pleasure of confusing everyone with my ski mask.

Ski Mask Therapy

When your therapist questions your choice of headgear
Explained to my therapist that the ski mask represents my emotional walls. She said, "Let's work on tearing down those walls." I thought, "I'd rather build a snow fort, but sure, let's talk.

The Ski Mask Selfie Addict

When your ski mask ruins your selfie game
Decided to spice up my dating profile with a ski mask selfie. Got a message that said, "Are you hiding something or just your face?

The Unlikely Fashionista

When your ski mask becomes a fashion statement
Went shopping for ski masks at a high-end fashion store. The salesperson said, "Are you hitting the slopes?" I replied, "Nah, just the runway, darling.

The Ski Mask in Summer

When it's too hot for a ski mask, but fashion knows no temperature
Decided to wear my ski mask to a pool party. The host said, "Is this a themed event?" I said, "Yeah, it's called 'Hot and Cold: Confuse Your Friends.'

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