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Why did the skateboarder bring a pencil to the skatepark? To draw some rad tricks!
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Why did the skateboarder bring a dictionary to the skatepark? To look up some sick words!
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Why did the skateboard break up with the rollerblade? It needed more space!
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Why did the skateboarder bring a ladder to the skatepark? Because he heard the skateboard ramp up there was amazing!
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Why did the skateboarder become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow some sick flips!
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I admire skateboarders' fearlessness. The last time I tried to do a trick on a skateboard, I ended up with a concussion and a newfound appreciation for gravity. The skateboard probably chuckled as it rolled away without me.
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Skateboarders make it seem like riding on four wheels is the key to happiness. I tried it, and all I got was a bruised ego and a board that seemed to have a personal vendetta against me. Maybe it's time for a support group – 'Former Skateboarders Turned Walkers Anonymous.'
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Skateboarders, the only people who can turn a simple trip to the grocery store into an extreme sport. I'm just trying to buy milk, not witness a kickflip in the produce aisle!
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I envy skateboarders' balance. I can barely stand on one foot without wobbling like a Jenga tower about to collapse. Skateboarders make it look so easy. Maybe they've got tiny gyroscopes in their shoes. That's the only logical explanation.
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Skateboarders have a language of their own – kickflips, heelflips, ollies. It's like they're casting spells on their boards. I tried saying 'abra-cadabra' while standing on a skateboard, but all I got was a face full of pavement. Maybe I need to enroll in Hogwarts for Skaters.
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I saw a skateboarder doing tricks outside my window the other day. I yelled, 'Hey, can you do your ollies somewhere else?' He responded with a perfect ollie right into my trash cans. Touche, skateboarder, touche.
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Skateboarders are like modern-day magicians. One moment they're here, and the next, they've disappeared into a skate park. I tried to join their ranks, but every time I attempted a disappearing act, the only thing disappearing was my dignity.
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Skateboarders always look so cool effortlessly gliding down the street. Meanwhile, I tried to ride a skateboard once, and I looked like a newborn giraffe on wheels. It's like they have a secret society called 'Skateboarders Anonymous,' and the first rule is: Don't let anyone know how many times you've fallen.
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Skateboarders have this amazing ability to turn any public space into their personal playground. I'm just waiting for the day when I walk into a business meeting, and the CEO is doing kickflips at the conference table. 'Welcome to the boardroom – literally.'
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