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Siri on the iPhone has this magical ability to activate at the most awkward moments. I was in a serious meeting, and out of nowhere, Siri chimes in, "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that." Thanks, Siri, I was just discussing the quarterly reports, not planning a secret mission!
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Siri has this amazing talent for making you feel like you're in a spy movie. I whispered, "Remind me to buy milk," and suddenly Siri responds with, "Message sent to MI6." I didn't know my grocery list was classified information!
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Siri on the iPhone is like a virtual therapist with a sense of humor. I said, "I'm feeling down," and she replied, "Well, they say laughter is the best medicine. Would you like to hear a joke?" Siri, I appreciate the sentiment, but I was looking for emotional support, not a punchline!
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Siri thinks she knows everything about me, but sometimes she's way off. I asked her to play my favorite song, and she started blasting "The Wheels on the Bus." Close, Siri, but I'm not headed to preschool!
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You ever notice how Siri's pronunciation on the iPhone is always a wild card? I asked her to call my friend "Craig," and suddenly she's calling someone named "Crayon." I didn't know I had an arts and crafts buddy in my contacts!
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You ever notice how Siri on the iPhone is like that one friend who's always trying to be helpful, but ends up causing more confusion? I asked Siri for directions, and suddenly I found myself in the middle of a cornfield. Thanks, Siri, I was just looking for the scenic route to work!
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Siri's like that friend who's constantly eavesdropping on your conversations. I was talking about getting a new pet, and suddenly Siri's offering to search for the best deals on pet iguanas. I was thinking more along the lines of a goldfish, but thanks for the reptilian suggestion!
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Siri loves to interrupt and finish your sentences, but she's got a unique interpretation. I was telling my friend about a great movie I watched, and Siri jumps in with, "I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that. Would you like me to find information on how to make a movie?" Thanks for the filmmaking tips, Siri, but I was just recommending a rom-com!
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You ever notice how Siri on the iPhone has a hard time understanding accents? I tried ordering sushi, and Siri thought I wanted to know the weather in Fiji. Apparently, my craving for a California roll was lost in translation.
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Siri on the iPhone thinks she's so smart, but half the time, I feel like I'm talking to a sassy teenager. I asked her a complex question, and she responded with, "I'm sorry, I can't help with that. But I can tell you a joke!" Thanks, Siri, I was looking for life advice, not a knock-knock joke.
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