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What do you call a sinking ship full of musical instruments? A sinking symphony!
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Why did the ship bring a pen and paper on board? It wanted to draw attention to itself!
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Why did the captain bring a ladder on the sinking ship? Because he wanted to go to the next level!
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Why did the ship apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to become a doughnut and float!
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I asked the sinking ship if it needed help. It said, 'Water you thinking?
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What do you call a sinking ship that can play the guitar? A rock bottom!
DIY Life Jacket
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I tried making my own life jacket for this sinking ship. Turns out, bubble wrap and duct tape aren't Coast Guard approved. Who knew? Well, besides everyone except me.
Emergency Exit Strategy
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I've been working on my emergency exit strategy for this sinking ship called life. So far, it involves a rubber duck floatie, a map to Narnia, and a strong belief in reincarnation. Can't drown if you come back as a fish, right?
The Sinking Ship
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You ever feel like life is a sinking ship? I mean, my life jacket is just a Snickers bar and a positive attitude. I'm not sure if that's how they taught it in the safety manual, but it's worth a shot!
Lifeboat Tinder
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They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but my sinking ship feels more like a lifeboat on Tinder. Swipe left for emotional baggage, swipe right for someone who can't swim.
Life Raft Rations
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Life is a sinking ship, and we're all just fighting over the last piece of the proverbial chocolate on the life raft. It's like, Sorry, Susan, survival of the fittest, and I really need this Snickers.
Sinking Ship Support Group
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I thought about starting a support group for the sinking ship survivors. We'd meet every week and exchange stories. The only problem is, we'd probably meet at the bottom of the ocean. But hey, at least it's a consistent location!
Drowning in Responsibilities
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Life's like a sinking ship, and I'm drowning in responsibilities. I asked for a life preserver, and they handed me a calendar. Turns out, you can't float on deadlines.
Emergency Broadcast System
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Life's sinking ship needs its own emergency broadcast system. Picture this: This is not a drill. Grab your snacks, find a comfy spot on the sinking ship, and prepare for turbulence. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Iceberg Ahead
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You know you're on a sinking ship when the iceberg is your credit card bill. I tried to pay it off, but the bank said, Sorry, we only accept sacrifices to the financial gods now.
Captain Obvious
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I tried to be the captain of my sinking ship, but Captain Obvious beat me to it. He showed up and said, Hey, did you know your life is going down faster than the Titanic? Thanks, Captain Obvious, I was aiming for the Lusitania vibe, but sure, let's go with that.
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