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Simplify" is just a fancy word for "delete the unnecessary." Well, guess what? If deleting the unnecessary were an Olympic sport, I'd be the Michael Phelps of hitting the delete key.
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You ever try to "simplify" your coffee order? I asked for a simple coffee, and suddenly I'm in a conversation about the origins of the beans and the barista's life story. I just wanted caffeine, not a documentary.
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The "simplify" concept in life is like a diet for your schedule. You start with good intentions, but then someone hands you a plate of plans, and suddenly you're face-deep in commitments. "I swear, I was just going to have a light schedule!
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You ever try to "simplify" your wardrobe? I did. Now I have three pairs of the same jeans, and every morning I stand there thinking, "Did I wear these yesterday, or did I just fold them really badly?
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You ever notice how the "simplify" button on your phone is like the emergency exit for your life? It's there, you press it, and suddenly everything becomes less complicated. I need one of those buttons for family gatherings.
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I tried to "simplify" my email inbox. Now, it's just a black hole of unread messages, and every time I open it, I feel like I'm navigating a digital maze. If there's a Minotaur in there, it probably wants me to buy something.
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Simplify" is the adult version of the "Easy" button from those office supply commercials. I wish life came with an actual button that you could press, and a voice would say, "Congratulations, you've just skipped a week of adulting. Enjoy your nap.
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I tried to "simplify" my morning routine. Now, instead of spending 20 minutes deciding what to wear, I spend 20 minutes deciding if I have time to decide what to wear. Spoiler alert: I never do.
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Simplify" is like that friend who tells you to relax when you're stressed. Thanks, Captain Obvious. If I could relax, I wouldn't need you to tell me to relax, would I?
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