5 Jokes For Silver Dollar

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 29 2024

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The Clumsy Bank Robber

When a not-so-bright criminal attempts to steal silver dollars.
The clumsy bank robber got caught because he spent 30 minutes trying to fit a sack full of silver dollars into the slot of the getaway car's coin-operated toll booth.

The Miserly Magician

When a magician is too cheap to buy new tricks.
You know you're watching a miserly magician when his grand finale involves pulling out a rabbit and asking the audience if anyone wants to buy it for a dollar.

The Romantic Numismatist

When a coin collector's love life is influenced by silver dollars.
I asked my coin collector girlfriend what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, "A silver dollar from the year we met." I said, "How about a dinner reservation instead? It's hard to find a restaurant that accepts vintage coins.

The Paranoid Piggy Bank

When a paranoid piggy bank fears the invasion of silver dollars.
The paranoid piggy bank is so protective of its silver dollars that it demands visitors to wear gloves before inserting any coins. I'm just waiting for it to request a background check next.

The Confused Time Traveler

When someone from the past encounters a silver dollar for the first time.
The time traveler saw the silver dollar and asked, "Is this the new currency of the future?" I said, "No, it's just a nostalgic way for millennials to tip their Uber self-driving cars.

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