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Silhouettes are like the ancient emojis. Instead of sending a smiley face, you just sent a shadow with a slight nod. "I'm feeling silhouette-ish today.
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Silhouettes are the original form of social distancing. Back in the day, people were like, "I like you, but let's keep it a shadowy friendship.
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You ever notice how silhouettes can make anyone look like a superhero? I've never felt more powerful than when my shadow is cast on a wall. Watch out, world, Captain Mediocre is here!
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Silhouettes are the only time I can confidently say, "I look great in the dark." If only the dating scene had a dimly lit room filter.
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Silhouettes make everyone look mysterious, even animals. I saw a squirrel's silhouette on my window, and for a moment, I thought it was planning a heist. Ocean's Acorn, starring George Clonut.
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I tried explaining the concept of a silhouette to my grandma. She just said, "Back in my day, we called it a shadow, and we liked it that way." Silhouette, shadow, tomato, tomahto!
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Silhouettes are like nature's way of giving us a sneak peek before the big reveal. "Stay tuned for the grand entrance of... a person with oddly shaped hair and questionable fashion choices!
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I tried to take a selfie but ended up with a silhouette. Now my profile picture looks like I'm auditioning for a mystery novel cover. "The Case of the Unphotogenic Detective.
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You ever notice how every time you try to draw a perfect silhouette of someone, it ends up looking more like a potato with limbs? I'm just saying, Picasso would've been a great fit for the potato industry.
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