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Freud's Pet Parrot
The Parrot's Commentary
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Freud's parrot has developed a habit of imitating his patients on the couch. I walked in, and it goes, "Tell me about your childhood, squawk!" I think it needs its own therapy sessions.
Freudian Auto-Correct
The Auto-Correct's Confusion
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Freudian auto-correct is ruining my social life. I tried to invite someone for coffee, and it changed "Let's grab coffee" to "Let's explore the deep recesses of our subconscious over a cup of caffeine." Now, I'm stuck with a confused barista.
Freud's Alarm Clock
The Alarm's Wake-Up Call
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I got a Freudian alarm clock to help me wake up on time. Now, instead of a soothing melody, it just plays recordings of Freud saying, "Your dreams won't interpret themselves, you know!
Freudian Slip
The Slip's Dilemma
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I got in trouble for wearing Freudian slippers to a fancy event. Apparently, they weren't appropriate for a black-tie affair. I argued, "But my shoes are just expressing my inner conflicts!
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