9 Jokes For Sidewalk

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Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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I asked the sidewalk for relationship advice. It said, 'Smooth things over, but don't forget to pave the way for love!
What did the sidewalk say to the road? 'I've got a path, and you've got a lane, but we both lead somewhere!
What did one sidewalk say to the other? 'You complete me, even if we're a little cracked!
I asked the sidewalk if it wanted to go for coffee. It said, 'I prefer a strong foundation, not just a caffeine buzz!
I tried to write a poem about the sidewalk, but it just didn't have any flow. It kept getting interrupted by pedestrians!
I tried to have a serious conversation with the sidewalk, but it kept getting all concrete and rigid on me!
I tried to walk on the sidewalk in my sleep, but I kept hitting the snooze button on reality!
Why did the sidewalk go to therapy? It had too many cracks in its self-esteem.
I asked the sidewalk for advice, but it was a bit stone-faced. Turns out, it's not great with concrete solutions!

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