7 Sick Kids Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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Why did the sick boy bring a pencil to bed? In case he needed to draw blood!
What did the thermometer say to the sick kid? 'You're hot stuff!
What's a sick kid's favorite type of humor? Sneeze jokes - they're nothing to 'snot' at!
What do you call a sick kid's favorite game? Catch the virus!
Why did the sick kid refuse to take medicine? He wanted to keep the 'ill' in 'chill'!
What did the thermometer say to the sick kid? 'You're heating up my life!
Why did the sick kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!

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