5 Jokes For Shuffleboard

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 17 2024

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Grandma's Shuffleboard Club

When grandma takes shuffleboard more seriously than life itself.
Last week, Grandma got into a heated argument during a shuffleboard game. She said, "I haven't been this upset since they replaced my favorite soap opera with the news.

Shuffleboard for Millennials

Millennials trying to understand the appeal of shuffleboard.
Millennials love playing shuffleboard because it's the only game where they can use the phrase "back in my day" while still in their twenties.

Shuffleboard Romance

When a couple tries to use shuffleboard as a romantic activity.
Trying to keep the romance alive, we played shuffleboard. Let's just say, after the game, our love life was more like a puck stuck in the gutter.

Shuffleboard in the Retirement Home

The struggle for dominance in the shuffleboard court among the retirees.
You can tell shuffleboard is serious business in the retirement home when they start trash-talking like they're in an episode of "The Real Housewives of Golden Years.

Shuffleboard Olympics

The absurdity of imagining shuffleboard as an Olympic sport.
If shuffleboard were an Olympic sport, the athletes would be sponsored by companies that make orthopedic shoes and joint supplements.

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