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The Forgetful Parent
Forgetting why they entered the bathroom in the first place
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My memory is so bad that I installed a voice recorder in the bathroom. Now, when I forget why I'm there, the shower curtain hears my desperate pleas: "Past self, what did we come in here for?!
The Tech Enthusiast
Dealing with smart shower curtains that insist on updating during your morning routine
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My shower curtain is so connected that it has a social media presence. I'm just waiting for the day it starts live-tweeting my shower thoughts. "Day 237: Still waiting for him to sing something other than 'Rubber Ducky.'
The Paranoid Homeowner
Constantly worrying about someone hiding behind the shower curtain
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I tried to surprise my paranoid neighbor by hiding in his bathroom behind the shower curtain. Let's just say his reaction was more terrifying than my attempt at being a bathroom ninja.
The Pet Owner
Trying to bathe a pet that sees the shower curtain as a portal to another dimension
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I thought bathing my fish would be easy—after all, they live in water. But every time I close the shower curtain, they act like I just enrolled them in a marine boot camp. They're not ready for the aquatic obstacle course.
The Oversized Person
Dealing with a shower curtain that's clearly designed for someone half your size
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The shower curtain and I have an interesting relationship. It thinks I'm practicing for the limbo, and I think it's auditioning for a role in "Attack of the Killer Shower Curtains." Spoiler alert: It's winning.
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