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You ever notice how short men are like human compact cars? They're fuel-efficient, easy to park, and you can always find them in the economy section of the dating lot.
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I asked a short guy for his opinion on high heels. He said, "I don't get it. Why would you want to be taller? It's like voluntarily signing up for a neck strain.
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Short men are the unsung heroes of hide and seek. They've mastered the art of blending in with the crowd. It's like playing Where's Waldo, but Waldo is knee-high and rocking platform shoes.
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Short men are the real daredevils. Every time they step onto a barstool, it's a high-stakes adventure. They're basically living on the edge, one wobbly seat away from a wild ride.
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Short guys have a built-in excuse for not helping you change light bulbs. "Sorry, I can't reach it." It's the ultimate get-out-of-handymanning-free card.
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You know you're short when even your shadow looks down on you. I bet short guys have to deal with a constant sense of rejection from their own silhouettes.
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Short guys are basically human barometers. You can predict the weather based on how many inches taller they claim to be on their online dating profiles.
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Dating a short guy is like having a pocket-sized boyfriend. You can just carry him around with you everywhere. Forget about handbags; I've got a portable romance.
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I was at a concert the other day, and there was this short guy in front of me. I thought I accidentally bought tickets to the Hobbit reunion tour. I didn't know whether to ask for an autograph or just pat him on the head.
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