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Short fuse people are like human pressure cookers. You say the wrong thing, and suddenly they're releasing steam, making strange noises, and you're just hoping they don't explode in your face.
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I asked a short fuse person if they've ever tried meditation to calm down. They replied, "Meditation? I don't have time for that. My fuse is too short for inner peace – I need instant zen, like a drive-thru for my soul.
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I met someone with a short fuse the other day. I asked them for the time, and they snapped, "Do I look like a human clock to you?" Easy there, Big Ben, I just wanted to know if I had time for a coffee.
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I tried telling a short fuse person a knock-knock joke once. They replied, "Knock-knock who's there? Oh, it's you with your stupid jokes. Boom! Punchline delivered!
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My friend has such a short fuse; I bet even a microwave popcorn button feels like a long-term commitment to them. "Three minutes for a snack? Are you kidding me?!
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People with a short fuse are like human firecrackers. You never know when they're going to go off, but when they do, it's a spectacle you can't unsee.
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Short fuse folks should come with a warning label – "Caution: May explode at the slightest inconvenience." I imagine their alarm clock is their arch-nemesis, and the snooze button is their mortal enemy.
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You ever notice how some people have a short fuse? I mean, it's like they're walking around with a sparkler instead of a regular fuse. You say one wrong thing, and boom! They're fireworks of frustration.
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Ever have a friend with a short fuse who gets mad at inanimate objects? "Stupid stapler! Why won't you cooperate?!" I'm just waiting for them to yell at a toaster for burning their bread.
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