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I tried to impress my date by sharting on command. Let's just say it wasn't a 'gas'tly success!
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What's a shart's favorite weather? Thunderstorms – it's the perfect cover!
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Why did the shart apply for a job? It wanted a position with a little more 'bottom-line' responsibility.
The Shart Symphony
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I think the worst part about sharting is that it's never a solo performance. It's like my body's part of a shart symphony, and everyone in the vicinity gets a front-row seat. Sorry, folks, no refunds.
Sharting: The Great Equalizer
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No matter who you are or where you come from, we all share the common ground of fearing the mighty shart. It's the great equalizer of the human experience, reminding us that, at the end of the day, we're all just trying to avoid embarrassing stains on our reputation...and our pants.
Shart Attack
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You ever have one of those moments where you think it's just gonna be a little toot, and suddenly your body decides to throw a surprise party? I call it a shart attack. It's like my butt has a sense of humor, and it's pranking me when I least expect it.
Laundry Day Roulette
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Doing laundry is like playing Russian roulette, but with your underwear. You're standing there, staring at the washing machine, thinking, Will today be the day I find out if these undies can handle a shart or not? It's a high-stakes game, my friends.
Sharting: The Silent Killer
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Sharts are like silent assassins. One moment, everything seems calm and collected, and the next, your underpants are collateral damage. It's a sneaky little ninja attack from within.
Shart-a-palooza
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I'm convinced that sharts are just your body's way of throwing a surprise party for your pants. It's not just a shart; it's a shart-a-palooza. Confetti not included, thankfully.
Shart Prevention 101
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I've been trying to come up with a foolproof method for shart prevention. So far, the best advice I've got is never trust a fart and always have an emergency exit strategy. It's like living in a constant state of butt paranoia.
Sharting and Relationships
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They say honesty is the key to a healthy relationship, but I'm pretty sure they never meant confessing your sharting incidents to your significant other. It's a true test of love when you can share your embarrassing bodily functions and still get a goodnight kiss.
The Stealthy Shart
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You ever try to pull off a stealthy shart in public? Like, you're in a crowded room, and you think you can just sneak it out quietly. Spoiler alert: sharts are not ninjas; they announce their presence with authority.
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