9 Jokes For Sewer

Observational Jokes

Updated on: May 16 2025

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Sewers are like the unsung heroes of our cities. They handle all our waste without asking for recognition. They're the real MVPs – Most Valuable Pipes.
I accidentally dropped my phone near a sewer once. As I watched it teeter on the edge, I thought, "Well, this is the modern-day equivalent of a tragic Shakespearean play.
You know you're an adult when you start appreciating sewers. As a kid, you avoid them like the plague, thinking monsters live down there. But now, as an adult, you're like, "Ah, the marvel of urban drainage systems!
You ever drop something down a sewer grate? It's like playing a real-life game of "Will It Fit?" Spoiler alert: It never does. Goodbye, car keys!
Have you ever noticed that sewers are like the secret underground highways for ninja turtles? I half-expect to see a mutant reptile cruising by on a skateboard every time I pass one.
Sewers are like the Earth's plumbing system. Nature's way of saying, "Let me take care of that for you." We should give Mother Nature a thank-you card for handling our mess.
Sewer covers are like the manhole-sized version of misplaced USBs. You try to insert your key, and no matter how many times you rotate, it's always the wrong way.
I always find it amusing when people on TV confidently crawl through sewers without even wrinkling their clothes. In real life, you'd come out of there looking like you just wrestled a garbage monster in a laundry machine.
I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw a rat near the sewer. I thought, "Wow, even rodents know a prime real estate location when they see one!

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