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I was thinking about the seven dwarfs recently, and it occurred to me that they're the original squad goals. I mean, they lived together, worked together, and always had each other's back. Meanwhile, I struggle to get my friends to agree on a pizza topping.
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The seven dwarfs were onto something with their fashion choices. I mean, those colorful hats and outfits were ahead of their time. I'm just waiting for the day I see someone rocking a Happy-inspired ensemble on the runway.
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The seven dwarfs are like the OG influencers, right? I mean, they had their own catchy song, lived in the woods before it was cool, and Snow White was basically their Disney version of an Instagram model. I'm just waiting for the day I see a dwarf promoting teeth-whitening strips.
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Have you ever thought about how the seven dwarfs must have had some epic debates when it came to deciding whose turn it was to do the dishes in their tiny cottage? I can just imagine Doc presenting PowerPoint slides on the benefits of a dishwasher.
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Snow White and the seven dwarfs were living in a fairy tale, yet they still had to deal with everyday issues. I bet even in that enchanted forest, they argued about whose turn it was to take out the magical garbage.
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Imagine being Sleepy from the seven dwarfs and trying to get a good night's sleep with that constant chirping of birds around the cottage. I can relate; I have neighbors with a pet parrot, and I swear it's auditioning for a role in a Disney movie every morning.
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If the seven dwarfs were around today, they'd probably have their own reality show. Can you imagine the drama in that tiny cottage? "Dwarfs of the Woods" – coming soon to a streaming service near you!
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You know, the seven dwarfs are basically a cautionary tale about the dangers of mining. I mean, who knew that digging for diamonds would lead to a lifetime of hanging out with a princess and warding off evil queens? Maybe I should stick to online shopping.
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You ever notice how the seven dwarfs from Snow White perfectly represent the stages of waking up in the morning? First, you're Grumpy because you have to leave your warm bed. Then you're Sleepy on your commute, followed by Sneezy when someone next to you forgets to cover their mouth while coughing. And by the time you get to work, you're Dopey because you left your coffee on the roof of your car.
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