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I asked the service club for advice on time management. They said, 'Serve now, procrastinate later!
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Why did the service club host a potluck? Because serving others is a dish best shared!
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Why did the service club member bring a pencil to the meeting? To draw up plans for community improvement!
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What's a service club's favorite type of music? Anything with good 'service' beats!
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What do you call a service club for magicians? The Prestigious Prestidigitators for Public Service!
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Why did the service club president become a gardener? Because he wanted to cultivate good deeds!
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I told my friend about the service club for people who love tea. He joined, and now he's steeped in community service!
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You ever notice how they call them service clubs? I joined one once, thinking I was signing up for a spa day with a side of volunteer work. Turns out, the only service they offered was the service of testing my patience!
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Service clubs are all about unity and togetherness. Until it comes to deciding where to have their monthly meetings. I've seen friendships shattered over the great Panera vs. Starbucks debate.
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I tried to quit a service club once. They made me fill out a 10-page exit survey and attend a farewell party. I just wanted to leave, not run for political office!
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I joined a service club because I thought it would be a great networking opportunity. Little did I know, the only connections I made were with people who excel at making balloon animals at children's parties. My LinkedIn profile now lists Balloon Artist Liaison as a skill.
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Joined a service club to give back to the community. Spent the first meeting arguing about whether planting flowers or installing Wi-Fi in the local park would have a more significant impact. Because nothing says nature like high-speed internet, right?
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I went to a service club meeting, and they were so enthusiastic about community service. I thought, Great, we're finally going to clean up the neighborhood! Nope, they handed me a sponge and said, Congratulations, you're in charge of dish duty.
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I joined a service club hoping to meet inspiring, selfless individuals. Instead, I found people arguing over who gets to hold the club mascot during parades. Turns out, it's a disagreement-prone hamster named Sir Squeaks-a-Lot.
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I tried joining a service club, thinking it was a shortcut to becoming a better person. Turns out, the only service they provided was teaching me how to smile through awkward group hugs. I'm still traumatized.
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I joined a service club thinking I'd make a difference in the world. Little did I know, the only thing they were committed to changing was the color of the club's T-shirts every month. Rainbow for diversity, neon for confusion.
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