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Seniors' books must have a secret chapter on how to lose things. They're like wizards with invisible wands, waving them over their glasses and poof, the TV remote is gone. It's like a real-life game of "Where's Waldo?
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Seniors' books also have a unique feature: predictive text messaging. My grandpa tried texting me, and his phone suggested, "Back in my day, we didn't need autocorrect; we had to spell things correctly the first time!
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You ever notice how seniors have this magical ability to turn any regular book into a seniors' book? I handed my grandma a thriller, and she returned it with a bookmark that said, "To be continued after my nap.
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Seniors' books come with built-in audiobooks – it's called turning up the volume on the TV. My grandma has mastered this technique, creating her own dramatic soundtrack while watching the news. Spoiler alert: the weather is always intense.
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I visited my grandpa the other day, and he was deep into his seniors' book. I asked him what it was about, and he said, "Oh, it's a suspenseful drama about whether I left the oven on or not.
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Seniors' books have a special section on mastering the art of napping. My grandpa calls it "strategic dozing" – finding the perfect moment during a conversation to catch some Zs without anyone noticing.
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I discovered that seniors' books have an exclusive chapter on fashion. My grandma once told me, "Honey, back in my day, sagging pants meant you needed a belt, not a fashion statement.
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Seniors' books should come with a warning label: "May contain excessive use of the phrase 'back in my day.'" My grandpa is the king of reminiscing. He starts every sentence with, "You know, when I was your age..." and we all brace ourselves for a trip down memory lane.
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Ever notice how seniors' books are like time machines? My grandma handed me her photo album, and as I flipped through, she said, "Ah, those were the days when we had to walk ten miles uphill in the snow to take a selfie.
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