7 Senior Citizens Clean Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 19 2025

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My grandpa said, 'I clean because the alternative is talking to telemarketers – and that's a mess I don't want to deal with!
I told my grandma she missed a spot while cleaning. She said, 'No, that's my rebellious corner – I let the dust settle there on purpose!
My grandma said, 'Cleaning is a lot like life – you never know what you'll find under the sofa cushions!
I asked my grandpa how he keeps his house so clean. He said, 'Easy, I just tell it to stay tidy – it listens better than my grandkids!
My grandpa has a secret weapon for cleaning – it's called 'grandkids are coming over'! Works every time.
Why do senior citizens make great detectives? They never miss a speck of dust – they've seen it all!
I asked my grandma why she's always cleaning. She said, 'Honey, if I stop, the dust bunnies might organize a rebellion!

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