18 Jokes For Selfie

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Updated on: May 30 2025

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What's a selfie's favorite horror movie? 'The Shutter'!
I took a selfie at the vegetable market. It's a 'shelfie' with a bunch of 'lettuce'!
What's a selfie's favorite type of humor? , they find them quite 'capturing'!
What do you call a selfie taken during a math test? A 'calc-elfie'!
Why did the selfie file a police report? It got framed!
Why did the smartphone take a great selfie? It had a fantastic cam-era!
I tried taking a selfie while balancing on one foot. It's called an 'elfie'!
What do you call a group of musical selfies? A 'band'width!

The Selfie Generation: When Arm Strength Becomes a Key Asset

Back in the day, people would lift weights to get strong. Now? Now, it's all about those bicep curls with a smartphone at the end. Gotta keep that selfie game strong, folks!

Selfie Stick Etiquette: The Art of Dodging Unintentional Weaponry

Whenever someone pulls out a selfie stick in a crowded space, it's like they're declaring, Prepare for battle, I have an extendable arm! And suddenly, everyone's doing the selfie sidestep to avoid getting smacked.

Selfies: The Art of Capturing 100 Bad Photos for That One Decent Shot

I swear, taking a selfie involves a hundred attempts just to find that one picture that says, Yes, I woke up like this. And by that point, you've actually woken up three times!

Selfie Obsession: When Every Mirror Is a Potential Photoshoot

You ever notice how mirrors have become like these magical portals for impromptu photoshoots? I'm starting to think vampires might just be addicted to selfies, trying to capture their eternal 'glow.

Selfies: A Workout for Patience and Tolerance

Have you ever been stuck behind someone taking a selfie in public? It's like watching a snail cross the road in slow motion. You're torn between admiration for their dedication and a desperate urge to get on with your life!

Selfies: When Posing Becomes an Extreme Sport

Taking a selfie is the only time where you'll see someone contorting their face into positions that defy both physics and logic. It's like they're training for the Olympics of facial expressions!

Selfies: Where Backgrounds Are More Important Than the Actual Faces

Have you noticed? People spend more time checking the background for their selfies than they do actually checking their own faces. I mean, if the Eiffel Tower is slightly off-center, it's game over!

Selfie Stick Injuries: A Modern-Day Hazard

You hear about these selfie stick injuries? Turns out, the most dangerous object in the 21st century isn't a chainsaw or a rogue toaster; it's that innocent-looking stick with a phone on the end! Safety goggles might be needed for these extreme photo ops!

Selfie Stick: The Ultimate Narcissist's Wand

You know, the selfie stick... It's like someone said, Hey, I love myself so much, I need a stick to capture it from even further away!

Selfie Filters: The Ultimate Reality Distortion Tool

Those selfie filters are something else, right? They can turn you from a sleepy potato into a glowing goddess in seconds. I'm starting to wonder if I should hire one of those filters to follow me around in real life!

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