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Why did the tomato turn red while seeking the salad dressing? Because it saw the ranch dressing!
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Why did the mathematician seek shelter during the storm? Because he was looking for a sine!
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They say 'seek the truth,' but have you ever tried finding the truth in a relationship? It's like searching for a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is on fire and also in a different dimension!
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I tried this whole 'seeking inner peace' thing, but the only thing I found was an inner chaos that rivals a squirrel on caffeine. Namaste, or maybe not.
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Seek and You Shall Find... My Car Keys, Wallet, Patience – Oh, who am I kidding? I'm still looking for the meaning of life in the fridge!
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You know, they say 'seek,' but my GPS seems to interpret it as 'make as many U-turns as humanly possible.' I'm just trying to find Starbucks, not engage in a NASCAR race!
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Seeking a balanced diet is like trying to balance a pencil on its tip – theoretically possible, but in reality, it's just a game of watching it fall repeatedly. Pizza, anyone?
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Seeking the perfect selfie angle is like trying to find a unicorn – you know it exists, but you're not quite sure if it's just a mythical creature created by Photoshop.
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They say 'seek the silver lining.' Well, I found it – it's wrapped around a cloud of confusion, tied up with a bow of irony. Life's sense of humor is just as elusive as my missing sock.
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I decided to seek financial advice from my cat. Turns out, her investment strategy involves chasing imaginary mice and napping for 18 hours a day. No wonder I'm still broke – I need to think more like a feline entrepreneur!
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Ever tried seeking motivation at the bottom of a bag of chips? Spoiler alert: it's not there. And now I need to seek the gym, thanks to my newfound friendship with potato crisps.
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