8 Jokes For Second Wife

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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My neighbor got a second wife who's a musician. Now he has two notes to deal with – flat and sharp!
Why did the husband get a second wife? He wanted to double his chances of finding the TV remote!
My friend said he's getting a second wife to improve his memory. Apparently, two wives are better than one when it comes to remembering anniversaries!
Why did the man get a second wife who's a detective? He wanted someone who could always solve the mystery of where he left his keys!
Why did the man get a second wife who was an artist? He wanted a wife who could draw him even closer!
Why did the man get a second wife who loved sports? He wanted to double his chances of winning every argument!
I asked my friend why he decided on a second wife. He said, 'Why settle for one headache when you can have two?
I asked my friend why he got a second wife who's an astronaut. He said, 'I needed someone to bring me back to Earth!

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