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The Security Guard at the Mall
Dealing with shoplifters while trying not to be mistaken for a mannequin.
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I thought my job was to prevent theft, but it turns out, it's also about avoiding eye contact with the mannequins. One time, I yelled at a mannequin for loitering. In my defense, it had a very realistic hoodie.
The Teenage Cashier
Trying to maintain sanity during long shifts dealing with customers and malfunctioning cash registers.
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I've mastered the art of the fake smile. No matter how rude a customer is, I smile like I just won the lottery. It's my secret weapon against the retail apocalypse. If only they knew my internal monologue was a constant loop of 'I need a new job.'
The Mall Janitor
Cleaning up messes that seem to appear out of nowhere.
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I've come to accept that my life is just a series of encounters with mystery stains. If there was a superhero for cleanliness, they'd call me 'The Stain Whisperer.' My arch-nemesis? The kid with the ice cream cone.
The Lost Child Locator
Assisting frantic parents while trying not to scare the kids even more.
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Ever notice how a lost child can turn the most composed parent into a panic-stricken mess? I once had a dad describe his son as 'about yay high and answers to the name Timmy or maybe Tommy.' Sir, I need more than a game of rhyming charades to find your kid!
The Surveillance Camera
Witnessing bizarre and embarrassing moments without being able to react.
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I've seen it all – people trying to ride escalators like surfboards, epic slip-and-slide performances near the fountain. It's like I'm running a comedy show, and the best part is, nobody even knows they're performers.
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