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The Fish's Perspective
Living in fear of the catch and seafood conspiracies
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I overheard two fish talking at the seafood counter. One said, "I heard humans are into catch-and-release relationships." The other sighed, "Well, we're more like catch-and-dinner, so who's winning?
The Sailor's Perspective
Navigating the high seas and relationship waves
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My girlfriend accused me of being emotionally distant. I told her, "Honey, I'm a sailor; I've been navigating emotional tides since before we met. It's not you; it's the sea!
The Submarine Captain's Perspective
Submerged in the mysteries of the deep and underwater dating
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People always ask me how I stay calm in a submarine. I tell them it's the same as dating: keep a steady course, avoid collisions, and if all else fails, hit the emergency escape hatch.
The Surfer's Perspective
Chasing the perfect wave and catching the wrong emotions
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Breaking up is like wiping out on a huge wave. You get tossed around, everything goes dark for a moment, and when you finally come to, you're not entirely sure which way is up. Love is the ultimate wipeout.
The Beachgoer's Perspective
Sun, sand, and the constant battle of avoiding sunburn
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My sunscreen says it's waterproof, but I'm starting to think it meant it's waterproof on the bottle. I came out of the ocean looking like a lobster. Maybe it's just water-resistant to my good looks.
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