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You know you're living in the future when you can't remember the last time you asked a human for directions. Now it's just, "Hey Siri, where's the nearest coffee shop?" I'm starting to wonder if my phone is plotting against my social skills.
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Isn't it funny how we trust a search engine to answer life's most important questions? I asked Google for relationship advice, and it responded with, "Did you mean: get a cat?" Thanks, but I was hoping for something a bit more human.
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I appreciate how a search engine can turn anyone into an expert. I typed "how to play the guitar," and suddenly, I'm a rock god in the making. Watch out, Eric Clapton, here comes the guy who learned three chords yesterday!
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You ever type something into a search engine and then get distracted, only to come back later and find the weirdest results? Apparently, my half-finished search for "how to impress a cat" led me down a rabbit hole of cat fashion shows and feline stand-up comedy. Google, you get me.
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Search engines have this magical ability to make you feel simultaneously smarter and dumber. I mean, I can find detailed information on the mating habits of honey bees in seconds, but I still forget where I put my keys every morning.
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I love how a search engine tries to predict what I'm looking for. I type "how to" and it's like, "How to change a tire," "How to cook spaghetti," "How to solve world hunger." Hold on, search engine, I just wanted to know how to fix my leaky faucet, not save the world!
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You ever notice how a search engine knows more about your interests than you do? I mean, I type one letter, and suddenly it's like, "Did you mean: the exact shade of blue socks you were thinking about buying last night?
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Search engines are like that friend who insists on recommending restaurants. You ask for a good Italian place, and suddenly they're throwing out sushi joints and vegan cafes. No, Google, I specifically said I want to know why my cat won't eat spaghetti.
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I love how a search engine pretends it's not eavesdropping on our conversations. I was talking to my friend about skydiving, and the next thing I know, my ads are flooded with discounts on parachute lessons. Thanks, algorithm, but I'll stick to solid ground.
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Have you ever noticed that the search engine thinks it knows exactly what you want, but when you click on a link, it's like a blind date that looked great online but turned out to be a total disappointment? "Oh, you wanted information on quantum physics, not the history of cheese? My bad.
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