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Why don't scrod gamble at casinos? They always end up getting 'reel-y' hooked!
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Why did the scrod blush? Because it saw the ocean's 'wave' and got 'tide' up!
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Why did the scrod refuse to play cards? Because it was tired of being dealt a fishy hand!
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Why don't scrod ever miss appointments? They're always 'sea'-rious about punctuality!
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Why did the scrod break up with its partner? Because they were too shellfish!
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Why was the scrod always calm and collected? Because it had great 'fins' for meditation!
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Why do scrod make terrible detectives? They always get caught up in 'net'-working!
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Why was the scrod embarrassed at the party? It realized it wore the same scales as everyone else!
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Why don't scrod like to share secrets? Because they're afraid of getting caught in a fishy tale!
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What do scrod call their underwater currency? Sand dollars and 'fin'-coins!
Scrod's Fitness Journey
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I tried to eat healthier, so I ordered scrod, thinking it's a lean fish. But then I found out scrod's workout routine consists of dodging fishermen and hiding in the deep sea. No wonder it's so elusive!
Scrod's Dating Woes
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I heard scrod recently got into online dating. It's having a tough time because when it creates a profile, it can't decide whether to list itself as a fish or a seafood delicacy. Its bio probably reads, I'm a Pisces, but beware, I might end up on your plate.
Scrod's Acting Career
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I heard scrod auditioned for a role in a seafood documentary. They said it was a bit part, but scrod took it too seriously. Now it's hiding from paparazzi, claiming it wants a more private life—typical celebrity behavior.
Scrod's Bucket List
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I found out scrod has a bucket list. Number one on the list: Avoid being caught. Well, scrod, I hope you achieve your dreams because, at the end of the day, we're all just fish swimming against the current, trying not to end up on someone's dinner plate.
Scrod: The Ninja Fish
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I read somewhere that scrod is the ninja of the sea. I imagine it silently swimming through the ocean, avoiding hooks and nets like a seafood superhero. It's like the Batman of fish. The hero Gotham—or should I say, the ocean—deserves.
Scrod's Standup Career
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Scrod tried standup comedy once. Its opening line was, Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom. Needless to say, it bombed. Even fish have a tough time with dad jokes.
Scrod Secrets
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You know, I recently discovered something fascinating about scrod. It's like the secret agent of the seafood world. Always hiding, never revealing its true identity. I mean, if James Bond were a fish, he'd be scrod. Picture this: The Spy Who Loved Batter.
Scrod's Social Anxiety
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I tried making friends with scrod, but it's got some serious social anxiety. I invited it to a seafood party, and it just hid behind the shrimp cocktail, whispering, I'm not ready to be on a plate yet.
Scrod’s Identity Crisis
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I was at a restaurant the other day, and they had scrod on the menu. I asked the waiter, What exactly is scrod? The waiter looked at me and said, Well, sir, scrod is having a bit of an identity crisis. It's a fish, but it's not, you know? It's like the Kardashian of the sea—famous, but nobody's quite sure for what.
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