18 Jokes For Screwdriver

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Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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Did you hear about the screwdriver's party? It was a real 'turning' point!
What's a screwdriver's favorite vacation spot? The Twist and Shout Resort!
What did the screwdriver say to the bolt? 'You really drive me crazy!
Why did the screwdriver never win a race? Because it always got too hammered!
Why don't screwdrivers ever get lost? Because they always have a handle on things!
What do you call a screwdriver that doesn't work? A Phillips head with no screws!
What did one screwdriver say to the other? 'Let's bolt from here!
What's a screwdriver's favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

Screwy Logic

Screwdrivers are funny things. They make you believe you've got the power to build, create, and repair. But then, when you're knee-deep in a project, they remind you that they're the boss, and you're just the hapless sidekick in this DIY buddy comedy.

Tool Trouble

I tried being handy once. I picked up a screwdriver, and within seconds, I turned a simple home repair into a sitcom plot. There I was, stuck between 'I can do this!' and 'Where did this extra screw come from?

The Handyman's Nightmare

Screwdrivers are like keys to adulthood. You think you've got the right one until you're staring at a screw that's like, Nope, wrong key. Try again. Next thing you know, you're down a YouTube rabbit hole watching tutorials titled How to Remove a Stubborn Screw Without Crying.

Screwdriver Strategy

I thought owning a toolbox made me an adult, but it turns out, it's just a box of hopes and dreams disguised as tools. The screwdriver is the general of that army, deciding whether I feel like a master craftsman or a clumsy oaf within minutes.

Screwed-Up Situations

You ever notice how using a screwdriver can fix almost anything? But then you get to IKEA, and suddenly it's like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphs with a utensil. They've got you thinking, Am I assembling a bookshelf or cracking the Da Vinci code?

DIY Disasters

Using a screwdriver makes you feel like a superhero until you strip a screw. Suddenly, you're not fixing anything; you're just staring at a piece of metal, realizing your dreams of being a DIY wizard are being held hostage by a tiny, uncooperative screw.

Screwdriver Serenade

You know you're in trouble when your relationship with a screwdriver becomes a ballad of frustration. It's a tale of twists, turns, and ultimately realizing that the only thing that's getting screwed is you.

Hardware Store Havoc

Walking into a hardware store feels like entering a parallel universe where screwdrivers come in more shapes and sizes than your self-esteem after attempting to assemble a piece of furniture without the right instructions.

Screwdriver Shenanigans

I admire people who can fix anything with a screwdriver. They're like wizards of the real world. Meanwhile, I'm over here, turning screws and praying to the DIY gods that I won't end up causing more damage than I started with.

Screwdriver Secrets

You ever try to fix something with a screwdriver, and it's like the screw has a mind of its own? It's either refusing to budge, or it's jumping out, yelling, Freedom! and disappearing into another dimension, leaving you wondering how a tiny piece of metal outsmarted you.

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