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Joke Types
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Why did the scraper become a detective? It loved solving scrape mysteries!
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I asked my scraper to write a joke, but it just scraped the surface of humor!
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Why did the scraper get promoted? Because it had a smooth edge in the office!
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Why did the scraper join a comedy club? It wanted to polish its sense of humor!
Spamming for Love
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I signed up for an online dating site, and they said, Tell us about yourself. So, I wrote a little script. Now, I've got a scraper sending out romantic messages to everyone within a 50-mile radius. Turns out, love isn't one-size-fits-all.
Automated Grocery Shopping
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I automated my grocery shopping with a scraper. Now, my fridge is filled with two things: expired yogurt and an endless supply of ketchup. I call it the condiment apocalypse.
Robo-Romance
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I used a scraper to generate love letters for my crush. The problem is, it's so efficient that it sent her 100 letters in one day. Now, she thinks I'm either deeply in love or a spam bot. Either way, my dating life is officially flagged as suspicious.
The Scraper Chronicles
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You ever use a web scraper? I tried it once. My computer got so confused; it started sending friend requests to my toaster. Now, I'm stuck in an awkward brunch with my appliances.
Tech Support Therapy
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I called tech support, and they told me to run a scraper on my emotions. Now, every time I'm sad, it automatically orders pizza and plays 'Eye of the Tiger.' I'm not sure if I'm happier, but I've gained a few pounds and a killer soundtrack.
AI Family Planning
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I asked a scraper for parenting advice, and now my kids are named Copy and Paste. I thought it was cute until I realized I have to yell, Stop copying your sister! every five minutes.
Automated Apologies
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I tried using a scraper to apologize to my girlfriend for forgetting our anniversary. It sent her a heartfelt message: I'm sorry for the error. Please accept this automated apology. Press 1 for forgiveness, 2 for mild annoyance. Let's just say, I'm still waiting for her response.
Ctrl+C, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-Laugh
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I'm not saying I'm lazy, but I just automated my laughter. I have a scraper that copies and pastes 'LOL' into the chat every 30 seconds. My friends think I'm hilarious, but my keyboard's filing for harassment.
Hacked Happiness
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I tried using a happiness scraper, but it malfunctioned. Now, every time I try to laugh, it sends automated messages to my friends saying, He's not really happy; it's just a glitch. So much for spreading joy - I'm the glitch comedian.
Auto-Correcting My Life
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I thought I was using a spell checker, but it turns out it was a life advice scraper. Now, I'm getting suggestions like, You should quit your job and become a professional juggler. I tried it once, but my boss didn't find dropping spreadsheets as entertaining as I did.
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