7 Jokes For Scissor

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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What did one scissor say to the other during an argument? 'Let's just snip this in the bud!
Why was the scissor always the life of the party? It always knew how to make a cutting remark!
Why was the scissor always invited to play cards? It had a great poker face!
Why did the scissors break up with the tape? They couldn't stick together!
Why was the scissor feeling insecure? It had too many hang-ups!
What's a scissor's favorite dance move? The snip and dip!
Why did the scissors start a band? They were great at cutting-edge music!

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