7 School Talent Show Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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I considered tap dancing at the talent show, but then I realized it would be a footloose endeavor.
I thought about performing a belt routine at the school talent show. It was a waist of time.
I thought about singing a song at the talent show, but then I remembered I can't carry a tune. Not even in a backpack!
I thought about doing a comedy routine at the talent show, but my life is already enough of a joke.
What did the janitor say at the talent show? Sweep dreams, everyone!
I wanted to do a stand-up routine at the school talent show, but my grades were already low enough.
I considered doing a magic act at the school talent show, but I was afraid I'd disappear before my grades did.

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