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The Unenthusiastic Proofreader for the School Magazine
Dealing with grammatical disasters and trying not to lose faith in the education system.
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The other day, I corrected an article titled "Why English is Pointless." The irony was lost on the author, but at least I saved a few innocent readers from linguistic trauma.
Editor-in-Chief of the School Magazine
Trying to maintain a sophisticated image while dealing with the chaos of teenage contributors.
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Well, in high school, the pen is mightier than common sense. I've got contributors turning in articles like, "The Secret Life of Hallway Dust Bunnies: A Love Story.
The Confused Parent Reading the School Magazine
Trying to understand the cryptic language and references used by today's teenagers.
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There was a whole section on "clout chasing." I thought it was a guide to chasing clouds. Turns out, it's about chasing popularity. I miss the days when the school magazine had articles about math club victories. At least I understood those equations.
Photographer for the School Magazine
Balancing the desire for artistic expression with the limited subjects available in a high school setting.
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I told my editor I wanted to do a photo essay on the life of a high school student. He said, "Great, just make sure it's not too real." I guess he's not ready for the exposé on the thrilling world of cafeteria food fights.
The Overenthusiastic Social Media Manager for the School Magazine
Balancing the desire for online popularity with the school's conservative image.
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I posted a meme about homework on the school's Facebook page. The next day, the principal called me into his office and said, "Son, we appreciate your enthusiasm, but we don't want parents to think we're encouraging rebellion. Stick to pictures of the science fair or something.
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